Sometimes you are so deep in love with someone that you can appear blind to those around you, the following are absolute reasons to get out of a relationship. How you get out of the situation is up to you, though I will write a Top 5 'get out of relationship' guide following this shoddily written blog. Just call me Jesus.
1. They have got to that point in the relationship where they make no effort in their appearance, no-one is saying that you should be dressed to the nines just to sit and watch television but when you see them in loose fitting clothes, some items that you are sure belong to you and they refer to them as 'indoor' clothes while they do the housework then it's time to drop the grubby bastard. The reason you haven't had sex for 6 months? It would be the sight of your partner in baggy boxers and a vest (even more so if it's a woman).
2. They have stopped saying please and thank you, is it really that much effort to ask 'Please may I enter you tonight' and 'Thanks for sticking your finger up there, was quite pleasant'.
3. They leave the bathroom door open, the thing is no matter how close you are to someone there really is no need to see someone's 'shit face'. That's not attractive, and catching sight of someone you love wiping their arse is akin to finding them using a half full wine bottle because the 'batteries ran out'.
4. They call you babe and bubs all the time, at first pet names can be quite cute but when you realise they only call you that because they have forgotten your actual name or don't want to mix it up with the mistresses you are best out of it.
5. They are better friends with your friends than you are, when you introduced them and your friends stated how they adore your new partner it was all fun and games. Now they go out drinking, have day trips and quite possibly perform oral sex acts on each other while you sit at home knitting. That is what I like to refer to as a fucking liberty.
A cynical look at the world
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