Whatever happened to Facebook?

Facebook has changed, i'm not talking to the late comers who can barely use a news feed. I'm talking to the elite, those who know how to rotate a photo when they add it to an album (crooked neck syndrome isn't worth it just to see you with your tits out), the few who remember Facebook when poking was the name of the game.

The earliest email I can find from Facebook is 2007, so i've been using this old girl long enough to moan about her...

Facebook is better because:

You no longer have to scroll the whole way down someone's profile page just to write on their wall. People would add 100 applications which had their very own thumbnails clogging up your main page, slowing everything down and making communication between friends impossible.Gorgeous it were.

No-one sends me vampire requests anymore

It's prettier

You can nose in on other people's conversations and photos easier than ever before


Facebook is worse because:

FARMVILLE

Countless people joining groups with titles such as: Find out what this girl said on her test paper, you will shit your pants!!. These groups/fan pages require you 'like' or join them so you can read something that is already hosted on lamebook.com without all the fuss.

Those horrible status updates that are meant to be private jokes amongst women but just leave me with the taste of blood in my mouth

You can't give me LIKE and not DISLIKE, I dislike 98% of the crap I read on this site

No-one comes around and shows you photos of their nights out anymore, you just get tagged on facebook.

TOP NEWS? I don't know how day old status updates get the 'Top news' label. Give me Most Recent anyday.

'LOL jk' groups are ARSE. They sum up what facebook is in so few words. No-one needs to join cleverly titled pages anymore when you can like 'I would swim the ocean for you ... LOL jk there are sharks in there'

HAHAHAHAHAHA....no

Facebook is clueless, 'Add so and so as a friend' What that billy no mates that shares one (not very close) friend with me?

You end up adding people who you lost contact with for a reason

TO SUM THIS UP...

I remember when people used Myspace, we all had over the top looking profiles that pumped out music. No-one cared about what was on your mind, no daily updates. Things were simple. I miss you Myspace, I hate you Facebook LOL jk I love you really.