Erections 2010: Who will you vote for?

The Candidates for the 2010 Genital erections are the following, make sure you have considered all the information put forward to you by each member before you cast your vote...

JEFF representing the PLAIN PENIS PARTY



Jeff has spent years being hidden from the public, afraid to even be seen in urinals due to his plainness. What the country hasn't seen (due to him forever being covered by boxer shorts) is a very capable member of the Penis party. He promises to be able to stand in his current position for at least 5minutes at a time. What will Jeff bring to the table? Known for his firm handshakes, upon meeting Jeff you will be enchanted by his promises which he is always able to follow through on. Admittedly the promises are small, but nether the less he completes the mission he sets out before him. Some of his followers have stated that often he looks as though he is covered in a white aura, quite like a fallen angel.

JEFF will be a comfortable fit, often overlooked by other members but always reliable in your time of need.

DAVE representing the UP FOR IT PARTY



Dave is an outspoken member, picked for just how upfront he comes across. A very able candidate who looks after the voter, never seen in public without a smile and often the public are smiling along with him. Dave goes straight for the pressing issues, always to the point without dilly dallying. In this day and age where it becomes hard to tell Penis's apart in a room, DAVE will be the first to wink at you from afar. Dave's party have been known to be the jokers in the run up to this erection, but he always gets the last laugh in regards to forcing through his policies

DAVE is a charmer, he will spend four years turning your world on it's head.

DAISY representing THE GROWERS PARTY



Daisy is a shy member, you will have come across plenty of Daisy's in the past. Often forgettable and somewhat dissapointing. The Growers party do have a secret weapon, when the time comes to showing what they are made of they usually the first to surprise the voters. People have been heard to say 'literally hero to zero' in seconds. DAISY has not made much effort in the form of a nationwide campaign, but this reclusive erection will pull out all the stops within the last minutes of this race. Remember it's not always what you see but how they use it (their power in parliament)

DAISY won't revolutionise the running of this country, but she will remind you of a very close uncle. Built for comfort and reliability.