Monday, 11 January 2010

And you thought a blow up doll was sexy...

Feast your eyes on the latest in sex robots, you need never leave the house again as the latest models come with the ability to hold a conversation. If there's a 'skip to the guilt ridden sexy dance' option then I know what I want for my birthday this year.


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This gorgeous slab of woman substitute comes loaded with the following: (whatever you load her with after is your business and yours only)


Anatomically correct android- Well that's if you're going for the caveman whore look, and that camel's toe peeking out is just a little too much to stomach


Artificial intelligence- But not intelligent enough to realise that she is basically paralyzed and you're raping her


Articulated skeleton- Once again, modelled on an early caveman. If you like your woman to feel like a rugby player on steroids then this lovely is for you


‘She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else, if you know what I mean,’ said creator Douglas Hines


Well as we are talking about a sex toy here i'm guessing you mean she holds sperm pretty well, she can't do anything else. Infact she can't even trot off to the shower after the deed is done, you must have to get a plunger out or throw her in the washing machine


This frakenstein's monster also comes with 5 personalities depending on how warped you are


And what sex toy would be without the ability to link wirelessly with the internet? Bet you wouldn't mind surfing facebook on your rampant rabbit! The sad thing is this gives it the ability to email you...if a doll that was living in my bedroom started fucking emailing me I would burn the house down. It's the foundations of a pissing horror movie!


And doesn't she look a little like Florence Welch of 'Florence and the Machine'
Oh well not everyone makes it in the music industry love

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