..now fuck off. I wouldn't mind the snow if I was watching it fall across beautiful countryside scenery whilst sitting infront of a fire. But i'm not, i'm sitting on a busy road watching it cover cars and old people that have fallen and have been abondoned by their loved ones.
The idea of snow is snow much more exciting than the reality (instead of 'so' I used 'snow', it's humour)
Building snowmen is good fun, but your gloves go soggy and your hands turn into a worrying shade of red. By the time you have put your snowman's hat on you have 3rd degree frost burns and spend the rest of the day warming them over a heater
Snowball fights are a good way of pelting someone with something that isn't a brick and not getting into any trouble over it. Can't really fault that as it goes.
Snow angels? I have never attempted this as I like not having pnemonia. Looks good though, and frost bite never killed anyone.
No honest I just googled it, I was going to insert a news story in just after I said it doesn't kill anyone but I couldn't find one so that joke doesn't work. Still, if a joke doesn't work the explanation never fails to get a laugh......ahem.
Then we have pavements that are glorified death traps,it's so cold you just want to stay in bed and the post is even more late than usual. The list could go on, but I couldn't think of anymore right now so use your imagination.
And typical that it snowed the week before and after christmas but on the day it was all melted (subject to home town)
So I would like to say something to Jesus..
Oh Hai Jesus. Cheers for making sure the snow was melted on the one day of the year I wouldn't have minded,didn't fancy a white birthday? Selfish cunt.
A cynical look at the world
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