Take your eyes over to this:
http://www.youtube.com/wat
Now let me talk you through this crock of shite...
1. That child has a perfectly good set of wooden blocks to play with, but instead goes for the bowl of sick her mum has left on the side...and proceeds to pour it all over that cream carpet. Hit it.
2.That thick white fluid her mum keeps on show doesn't seem to be enough to entertain this little tyke, why not start throwing dirt about the place? I assume it's dirt from the flowerpot and not just a fine sprinkling of toddler shit. Hit it.
3. The child then 'waters' the dirt and rubs it in for good measure. Slap it.
4. Oooo at 10 seconds the mum stops telling her girlfriend about the string of one night stands she has been having to fill in the gap her father left behind when he died and notices that little bitch has been really turning the gaff upside down. Slap it.
5. At 13seconds...is..that...a smirk? A smile? She's happy??! Gives her daughter a kiss and a cuddle and goes and drags out her lovely carpet washing...thing. Kick it.
6. At 15seconds look at Lady fucking muck sitting on her 'throne' all proud of her dirty dooings. Kick it.
To end it all at 26 seconds the little cow strolls over to a row of cupcakes, ready to eat them and sick/shit them all over that cream carpet thanks to mum's new toy (the one that doesn't run on AA batteries)
Okay so the advert informs us that giant bath on wheels sucks up crap and you have a nice clean floor, but what has that child learnt? Well she knows that mummy will always clean up after her no matter what, bowls of sick and dirt now but unwanted pregnancies and empty beer bottles later.
A simple slap would have taught that kid whats what.
That is all :)
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