How about this for scientific research,announcing that Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is a girl. That's right, that fictional character that a fellow fictional character uses to deliver knitted jumpers about Decemberish time. Apparently Male reindeer don't cast their antlers at Christmas time, i'm not arguing that fact but why oh why would you apply real world logic to pretend world stories?
If these people had it their way this is how your beloved stories would be torn apart and churned back at you...
It's that time of year when it doesn't snow,it's just wet and cold. Leave out some cookies and milk for your parents and if you manage to stay awake for the entirety of the night you'll hear them pull out all the contents of their wardrobe and stuff your presents under the tree. Keep listening and you may hear some christmas sex sounds,depends on their mood and how much Baileys they necked during the night.
Lie to your siblings,friends and children about how a morbidly obese man will climb down the chimney during the night while you sleep, the same man who knows if you have been naughty or nice, and will either leave coal or a something like the thing you wanted for christmas but not actualy what you asked for.
This jolly old man never dies, doesn't work all year round,travels the world in one night and uses flying reindeer. Let your lies take over common sense, throw in a few about how parents help Santa (unpaid,no holiday or sick pay) get the presents.
Scientists please do something more constructive with your time like cure cancer or fix facebook
A cynical look at the world
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