There are also some scary ones, take the following for example:
http://www.youtube.com/wat
Do you have Gold jewellery that you wouldn't mind sending away to a company that uses a man who has only two expressions to his name and that fluffy stuff you get in hoovers posing as hair?
First of all I don't want to send gold in an envelope, the royal mail have a habit of sending the majority of my outgoing/ingoing mail into a special filing system I have no access to. Also I don't have gold, minor detail that.
This bloke though is rather scary, I almost want to go out and purchase some of this gold I hear about and send it to him just so he doesn't send 'The boys' around to smash the gaff up.
AT 20 SECONDS:
It's all about body language, as he informs you of what the company aims to do (rob you blind) he leans towards the camera in a rather menacing fashion. Also this company seems to operate from a converted loft. Noice. Aww and look at that poor cows computer on the right, blank like the cheques you will receive when you send off all your pretty rings and bangles. She's using that phone to call for help I assure you.
AT 32 SECONDS: Why not use hellish images on the screen to illustrate your point inbetween that devil man demanding all your worldly belongings?! AT 41 SECONDS he is already bored of this hoo haa, he just wants your gold. Simples.
AT 1 MINUTE: This is what someone robbing you while you watch looks like, that kit might as well say SWAG on the side.
AT 1 MINUTE 30 SECONDS: The devil man's face has frozen. Be warned.
Enjoy!
Oh and for those who havn't seen the previously mentioned 'POO AT PAUL'S', here she is...
http://www.youtube.com/wat
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