Flies that may be missing a gene that helps them identify the correct sex they should mate with, ending in some down and dirty bluebottle sex? This is the news roundup!
Apparently it's good to be gay in the animal kingdom. Apart from the ability to help female animal friends pick out their next 'killer' outfit and bitch about the everything and everyone it also helps the animal kingdom continue to prosper or something like that. To be honest it's just scientist trying to (through some very complicated avenues) explain that being gay's alright because Cats do it. NEXT!
OAP crashes into a zebra and dies, maybe she didn't see the zebra crossing. Oh I went there.
That Duffy coca cola advert with her riding the bike around the supermarket and singing with those sweet...sweet tones has receieved complaints due to the lack of health and safety concerns. I won't continue further, it's so obvious where I want to take this one.
Posh spice has undergone a third boob job, I didn't even know she had a third boob.
And to end this we might as well venture close to where we started. With an animal, it hasn't been stated that this one is gay but let's just say it is to tie this note up nicely. A puppy got muddy walking about in the garden and was flushed down the toilet to clean it, the owner doesn't admit that it was a silly thing to do in the first place but says they wouldn't do it again. I can't even be bothered.
G'DAY! x
A cynical look at the world
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