Why am I reading that Jade Goody's mum has been toying with a lesbian romance in the months surrounding her daughter's death? I feel for the other lesbian, she's toying with her eyesight. Catch that one armed bandit in the wrong light and instant blindness. Shame.
Susan boyle, will she won't she go on tour with the painfuly camp circus that is the Britain's Got Talent tour? Oooo I just burped. What was I saying?
Big Brother's back, oh now I remember. Something about Susan Boyle.
Tetley Tea ad banned due to it telling bare faced lies about how Green Tea helps you keep alive and all that, i've been drinking that stale tasting crap for months. I fell for it, I say sod the 5 a day as it's only a matter of time before that's proven to be a crock of fruity shite.
Bag straps, I can't adjust them for toffee. I pull and stuff happens but it doesn't get any tighter/any looser. I give up.
Think that's it. Farewell lovers.
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