The Joy of Teen Sex?

According to Channel 4 the joy of teen sex is parading teens about on television while they tell us they have never had sex or they have too much, or they don't know how to do it or what to put where. It's times like these I remember how educational Big Brother was.

In it's defense it is what it is, no-one who watches this programme is hoping to learn something. Admit it, this and Embarrassing Bodies are just an excuse for you to look at parts of humans you didn't know existed. It makes you feel better because you last longer than 2 minutes in bed or you don't have a particularly angry skin disease, others are worse off and hallelujah it's on the telebox for us to sit and point at.

In walks Ronnie, worried about the size of his penis. He need not worry, he has enough on his plate. Talking of plates, his head resembles one.

He also wears a very revealing top, sadly what it reveals is that the boy likes a take away or ten. A day. It's not that he's fat, he just hasn't got the frame for one of those tops. Those tops are for men who like steriods instead of a Big Tasty at breakfast time, they do also have small willies so he's halfway there.

Now for someone who is worried about the size of his genetalia he seems pretty happy to show it off, sending it to strangers off of his online profile (me thinks this isn't Facebook). This online humiliation got him LOL'D at. What a world we live in, all this online exposure. I remember the days when a sunny day at the park wearing an oversized trench coat was the receipe for success, rape success yes but beggers can't be choosers.

He goes onto scar us all for life by telling us what part he plays in the great big old game of gay sex, bottom incase you're interested. Apparently no-one complains about the size of his penis, but then again it's not got a great role to play if he bottoms, it just limply sways in the wind.

Upon the suggestion that he looks at some 'normal penis's' he almost jumps up and crashes back down to earth with excitement, maybe they'll be some more candidates to become one of his 'profile friends'. No dear, it's time to look at a wall of cocks. It's like a montage of X-factor winners hanging on the wall. Ronnie goes on to dicuss his disgust at receiving photos of knobs on chat rooms, now now Ronnie don't be coy. Those chat rooms aren't for fans of Gardeners weekly now are they? He knew he was getting a face full of foreskin when he logged on with his pants down by his ankles.

The show then goes on to show him ways of doing sex proper like if he ever decides to be a top, the woman explains that certain positions will work better for someone of his size. After convincing moon head that he is a normal size they contridict theirself by telling him what he needs to do so that his partner will actually be able to feel it.

Anyway it's on YOUTUBE, link below for those who have been itching to see the wall of cocks since I mentioned them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-UCSu03ws0&list=SL