It had been put on the wrong section of the store (I like doing things like that, many a supermarket have had their shelves rearranged courtesy of me to provide seconds of pure entertainment) and so this cuddly little fella was sitting alongside the kids toys when in fact he was an adult toy (could have been a purple dildo so she should breath a sigh of relief)
I think the problem with this story is that the woman is trying to blame the store...but she didn't just hear one naughty word and launch it into the nearest bin, oh no she says as she was walking along it came out with 'arseholes', 'fuck off' and the classic 'I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck.'
That last one is a long ol sentence, she could have thrown it clear into the distance by the time it had informed her of the head ripping business.
The best bit though is what this mother says at the end of it all...
'Someone programmed it to say it would rip off your head and s**t down your neck. What kind of thing is that for a parrot to say?'
Haha, as if it isn't the fact it was swearing but that a parrot should have far better manners. Crazy world.
If you have no imagination or just want to hear it for yourself here's link to the little guy...
http://www.youtube.com/wat
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