This is the final blog before christmas, so there are many different ways I could go...I could take a step in the direction of santa, or a leap in the area of religion. Instead I choose to blog something that many people do every year,something very little to do with the 'real' meaning of christmas but still very important.
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
This year,more so than any other I got hit hard by the 'joy' of xmas shopping. Well, what can I say....
MORONS,FUCKING IDIOTS shop in the final weeks leading upto xmas...and I was one of them. Pushed,shoved and tripped through shopping centres and high streets. I have never seen anything like it, the carparks are heaving and the seats on buses are full of earth polluting carrier bags carrying presents that will be returned come the January sales.
The shelves are half empty, you spend days looking for the perfect present only to find that it has been removed from the face of the earth and shall only be returned in the new year. Kids are off school,therefore they are filling the streets with their screaming. The shops have the heating on far too high,the streets are far too cold and the music is the same every year. Okay you can sing along but the novelty soon wears off when you realise humming the tune to WHAM won't get you to the front of the que any quicker!
People are stopping in the streets to tell their friends about what they have planned new years eve (oh getting pissed AGAIN, how original),old people are complaining and 50+ new 'christmas warehouses' have cropped up replacing the abandoned shops that only sell fireworks any other time of the year.
Merry Xmas to you all!
A cynical look at the world
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