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I have managed to ignore everything that happened between heather mccartney for two reasons, I don't give a toss and I don't read THE SUN.
But I have to admit recently her behaviour has interested me, I would rather watch someone break down and crumble before my eyes than just get divorced and live happy ever after, it's what draws me to AMY WINEHOUSE, that girl is well on her way to an early grave, and the world is watching.

So I first became interested in the wonky walking disaster zone that is Heather Mccartney when she had that rant on GMTV...since then she has had two more odd media bust-ups. The one thing you will notice during these interviews is that she always tries to insert the fact that she is a charity fanatic, that she has helped people across the world and no-one ever mentions that. (luckily we have her to remind us on a daily basis)

The media don't care about how much charity work she does, THE SUN had it's fill with Princess Di, everyone after that are just arrogant bastards in their eyes. How much stick does BONO get? (why do I detest a man that tries to help? It's those glasses im sure!) The papers,the television...they want something they can really sink their teeth into, and what's better than that money hungry one legged beanhead?

This woman needs to understand that no matter how hard she tries to waffle about the next good thing she is doing for global warming, only know her as the woman who is trying to take large amounts of money out of 'their' paul mccartney (as much as she denies it, the public have already made their decision)

The latest chairty bandwagon this sorry state has jumped onto is VIVA! I would tell you what they do, but I choose not to...wikipedia it!

So how do we tackle GLOBAL WARMING?
One of her solutions is of course one of the many overlooked ways to end global warming, to drink rat milk.

So as she swims in carrier bags in the back of her polluting 4x4 in the middle of hyde park she is trying to tell us that cat,rat and dog milk would be a better option than cow milk. Now call me crazy, but WHAT THE F*CK?!

I own 8 rats, and I can't squeeze enough milk out of them to fill a thimble of cornflakes! (although 5 of the rats are male, I don't think that was milk I forced out of them)

Why couldnt pegleg choose a charity that doesnt aim to do such odd things to help global warming? Well no-one would talk about her otherwise. She may moan that the media have their nose firmly lodged in her letterbox (not a youthinism) but she feeds off of it.

I held an interview with one of my pet rats about what could be expected of her grandkids:

ME: Hobble wants rats to be the new provider of milk to be consumed by humans, what's your thoughts?

TREVOR (mother of 6): That crooked legged muppet hasn't got a clue, I became stick thin when I had to feed 6 and that was only for a couple of months. If I had been hooked up to supply ASDA for the rest of my life the milk would have been VERY sour

So that's from the rat's mouth, they don't want to be part of this sick practice!