Men dealt a poor hand

It is my duty to moan, and today that is exactly what I shall do!

Why is it that clothes stores that stock both men and women's clothes (think next,river island and the such) have decided that men would prefer the long trek up stairs before they can begin browsing. Always the same thing, mens upstairs :( And of course after you have climbed the stairs you are in a shop's 'loft'. It's small, it's hot and there is a bunch of crap lying around. The thing is, the store has already asked that you take part in a mild level of exercise, next they have not even bothered to put a fan on or just have a guy waving his arms around to create a little breeze and to top it all they don't even give you your own floor to enjoy. Men's wear normaly end up mixed with other shite the store had no other room for, why oh why are we being dealt such a poor hand??

On the subject of mens wear, has anyone seen H&M's mens wear? No seriously, I can't find it! It's very hit and miss with H&M,you never know if each store will have the mens section, and when they do it's just a corner. I predict H&M will be phasing out the mens wear to make room for more madonna branded threads (Who wouldn't want a 50 year olds seal of approval?)

So to summarise today's rant, if you are going to add a mens wear area to your store then why not treat them just as well as your lady customers, a little air con and oh I don't know...a lift wouldn't kill anyone! Yes if women had to walk up stairs to get to their range i'm sure no-one would moan...I am meant to be a man, why moan? It's part of a contract I signed when the doctor spotted my penis on birth. But I like to moan,I have walked up enough fucking stairs only to walk into a stuffy understocked mens section to be hot headed!