The big questions...

When you can't think of anything else to blog, why not blog the questions everyone asks? Okay you don't really care what my answers are, but just in case you do..here it is!

MEANING OF LIFE?

What is the meaning of life then? Well it depends on what you want to do with it. There is no overall meaning, we live...we breed a bit,we appear on The Jeremy kyle show after forgetting who we bred with and then we die! Just remember that life does come to an end, and it can be anyday so while you are still living try to build a life story that's worth reading on your deathbed. Who wants to regret their whole existence at the end of the road? Not me!

CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

Chances are it was the egg, or what was in the egg...that being the chicken! Oh dear, i'm tackling something far bigger than I can handle here (don't hear that often) I have always thought though that the change to whatever was before the chicken happened in the egg. I'm sure you can just wikipedia it nowdays anyway and prove me wrong.

RELIGION?

Religion was created to keep people at bay, a bunch of laws and a back story that is laughable. I like the way people laugh off doctors medicine from back in the day, and the way witches were burnt at the stake and yet the same set of people who believed all this shite were well into the bible. Why are people still reading a book that was written by people who thought the world was flat?? It causes more trouble that it's worth, but if you think you will sleep easier at night knowing there is an afterlife then so be it.

DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?

I doesn't matter what anyone says, you have made your mind up. Anyway I think big bums are 'big' this season (as if I even know when the season starts and ends!)

So anyway that's all I could think of at the minute, if you have any bigger (or smaller, size doesn't matter) questions you want to share then do send them to the usual address :)