What grinds my gears..

Do you want to know what grinds my gears? Of course you do.....

When a CD player decides what CD's it will play...how does it know not to play the cds from my 'guilty secret' collection?!

When people go out onto the roads not entirely knowing how to drive, The best example of this had to be seen to be believed. A woman (not that i'm saying women are bad drivers!) drove across a junction into oncoming traffic! She must have thought it was a one way street or something...either way she was more than shocked to find a car coming her way and I had a jolly laugh about it for days after!

CARRIER BAGS! grrrrrr, why do supermarkets make it so damned hard to tear the bags off the hooks. I spend a good 2minutes pulling at the bags like a starved whore, sometimes the cashier sees me coming and prepares the bags for me. Just leave them loose gawdammit!

When things fall over for no real reason, i'll be sitting in my room and the ariel will fall off the tele or something from the shelf above me decides to take a dive

Ignorant bus drivers, you may hate your job but let's face it...you aint earning peanuts. Now cheer up!

Too many bubbles in the washing up bowl, I know I should put less liquid in but I don't know how to judge it all! I spend the next half hour cutting myself on knifes because I can't see the contents of the bowl

Music artists on an overkill mission, anyone care for anymore BEYONCE? How much of that can we fit into one year?!

The tube having neverending SIGNAL FAILURS, what are they exactly? All I know is they keep you trapped in a tunnel for 15minutes sweating and busting for a piss

Falling over in public, old people get a rush of people helping them up and I get funny looks and giggles.

People who think shouting into a phone makes it any clearer for the other person to hear...also putting the phone on loudspeaker and holding it to their head. What is that?!

When the old and retarded (oh yes, I went there) use the self serve tills in supermarkets, it's a sight worth seeing unless you are waiting behind them

Pens running out of ink at the worst possible times

CHRIS MOYLES

Light bulbs going out, why do they do it all with a song and dance? They can't just die quietly, they wait until you turn them on and then PING....gone.

People who let dogs shit over public areas and then don't pick it up....they will be the first to moan when they step in shite

MY FAMILY getting new series after new series....it isn't funny, who watches it?

HARRY POTTER movies, there is just something not right about them....but I still go to see them at the cinema. Yes, hurl potatoes at me. Go on!

DVDS that milk the public dry, spiderman 2.0 creeping its way onto the shelfs just before the 3rd one is released...x-men 1.5? What the feck?! LORD OF THE RINGS is the number one offender of the crime, churning out DVD after DVD year after year

BBC and ITV pitting two equaly bad MUSICAL TALENT SHOWS against each other at the same time

Flies getting in the house...they get in and never manage to work out how they should get back out...yes, headbutting the mirror might help. Hate them.

People who don't hold doors open for anyone but them selves, would it kill to trial out some manners?

Until next time...