Crime costs money, £500,000 to be exact

So the already wealthy Paris Hilton (obviously on the back of that amazing album!) is about to pocket a few more pounds thanks to the media frenzy that is waiting at the prison gate like hungry dogs.

It is disgusting when a bidding war commences just for an interview from someone who can barely string a sentence together. I can already predict what will happen, that blonde haired goon will sit there with a few crocodile tears (which will be applied between takes) telling the world how it has changed her life and she is a better person now.

It rarely works in the 'real world' and many people don't feel they served their time, more like it became an inconvinience for them, they don't think twice before going out and drink driving all over again.

So what makes this ditzy airhead any different? The media may be watching her everymove,and I believe she will 'playact' for the cameras for the next month or so...going to church, crying in public, that sort of nonsense.

But the real difference between this plank and other offenders (apart from the obvious) is that she is set to make $1m in just one interview. That will be the exclusive, how about the countless amount of interviews and front page magazine deals soon after? My arse will any of that go to charity, it should all go....in fact, the television companies should not even be paying for the interview.

She was put in jail, she sobbed her way out after 4 days and she went back in. She isn't worth the time nor money!

From behind the bars she is already demanding who interview her, selecting the exact person. To me this doesn't sound like someone who cares if she broke the law or not. This is just another oppurtunity to grab a few more dollars for the collection..and what do you know, she just has.

Until next time...