Things they forgot to add in...The highway code

Having sort of read the highway code and then stumbling through the theory test I realised there are a few things that should have been added, unanswered questions. That's where I come in. My name is Joe.

Wasp Invasions

There you are minding your own business in your car and then in flies a wasp, what to do now? As a passenger I have my emergency 'throw open the door and launch yourself out' procedure. As a driver it is advised you do the same. Wasps are nasty bastards at the best of times, they are going to be out for your blood trapped in a car with you. Think fast, Jump,roll and run.

Numpties at pedestrain crossings who press the button as they walk past

If you see someone who has pressed the wait button at a crossing and clearly has no intention to use said crossing it is strongly advised you run the fucker down (This ties in with the next missing rule of the road)

Peds mean Points, Points mean prizes

There is a rarely spoken about law in place on the road that rewards drivers with points, knock down someone and you can expect points on your license. And when was the last time points DIDN'T mean prizes? Wheelchair users are more points due to the fact they can evade if you fancy the challenge

Other Road users are out to kill

DO NOT expect oher road users to follow the highway code, indication,speed and general manners go flying clean off their spoilers into the face of a passing stray cat. You have two options, be very wary and spend your days scared of the road OR if you can't beat them, join them. Have fun!