Trouble At The Gates

I have a list as long as my arm (and beyond) with things I have,do and will moan about. The latest addition is automatic doors, they are a fixture of pure evil put there to make fools of us all!
I edge very cautiously towards the glass doors now days, you are strolling into your local supermarket/shopping centre/hospital and the doors don't open for you, they open for the next person to hobble past but they laugh in your face and make you use those little manual doors to the side (poor things, like paper in a world of computers).
It causes upset for me, people look, people talk, people judge. It's not my fought I always pick the wrong door. And just as bad are the ones that open very slowly and then get jammed halfway which may end up in you bashing your shoulder. Now in a world of flying cars and rollercoasters I expect doors to do what they do best, open and shut without fail.
That's my final word on the matter, the word being fail.