The sole problem

My worst phobia, of course dying is also one but I think that comes as standard with being alive.
One thing I cannot stand but manages to make it's way on to television more than not is feet...I can cope with the top, but the camera always pans down to the sole! I hate the soles of feet, I can't stand my own and I cannot stand others...If someone touches their own foot in front of me or that bloody vercua advert comes on then I cringe and run screaming from the scene.

A lot of people have their phobias acounted for,you don't see spiders and snakes on the telebox all the time. Feet though, the majority of people have a pair and I know that I am going to have to encounter them a lot more before the end of my life. The very sight of the bottom of anyones foot, no matter how pretty you believe them to be (although I'm not sure how a foot is ever given such a label) turns my stomach.

There is only one thing worse than the sole of the foot, and that has to be feet that have been in the bath too long. You know that fecking horrible wrinkled thing that happens, *shudder* seriously i'm finding it hard to type! And then the next thing worse than just a wrinkled foot,someone touching their own wrinkled foot (runs to the nearest bucket of sand)

*urrgggghhh* There's a reason our feet are the furthest thing from our face on our body..they are not to be touched or looked at under any lighting.

And a common question when I tell people of this horrible curse I have been left with is "well how do you wash your own feet then?"

I NEVER scrub okay!! They get a soak in the bath,and the shower head reaches that far down! I can't go near them, especialy mine...blody size 12! That's more human foot than anyone should have to encounter in their life!